ask me c:
1: Kitchen Counter, Couch, or on top of the dryer?
2: Your last sexual encounter: Good or Bad and why:
3: A fictional person that you think would be good in bed:
4: Something that never fails to make you horny:
5: Where is one place you would never have sex:
6: The most awkward moment during a sexual experience was when ______________
7: Weirdest thing that ever made you horny:
8: What is the best way to sexually bind someone:
9: Handcuffs, Rope, or Other [if other please explain]:
10: What is the fastest way to make you horny:
11: Top or bottom?
12: We were about to ____________ but then ______________
13: Would you ever take a sexual enhancement drug?
14: Is one orgasm enough? Are multiple orgasms necessary?
15: Something that you have hidden in your room that you don’t want anyone to find:
16: Weirdest nickname a significant other has ever called you:
17: Two things you like [or dislike] about oral sex:
18: Weirdest sexual act some has performed [or tried to perform] on/with you:
19: Have you ever tasted yourself? [If no, would you?] [If yes, what did you think?]
20: Is it ever okay to not use a condom:
21: Who was the sexiest teacher you ever had?
22: A food that you would like to use during a sexual experience:
23: How big is too big (peniswise):
24: One sexual thing you would never do:
25: Biggest turn on:
26: Three spots that drive you insane:
27: Worst possible time to get horny:
28: Do you like it when your sexual partner moans:
29: Worst sexual idea you ever had:
30: How much fapping is too much fapping:
31: Best sexual complement you ever got:
32: Bald, landing strip, Jumanji:
33: Is it good sex if you don’t nut:
34: Fill in the blanks: “If they ____________, we are fuckin”
35: What your favorite part of your body:
36: Favorite foreplay activities:
37: Love (>, 38: What do you wear to bed?
39: When was the first time you masturbated:
40: Do you have any nude/masturbating pictures/video of yourself?
41: Have you ever/when was the last time you had sex outside?
42: Have/would you ever have sex outside?
43: Have/would you ever had a threesome?
44: What is one random object you’ve used to masturbate?
45: Have/would you ever masturbate at work?
46: Have/would you ever have sex on a plane?
47: What is one song you’d like to have sex to?
48: What is something nonsexual that makes you horny?
49: Most attractive celebrity?
50: Do you watch straight porn? why/why not?
51: If a child was born on the occasion of the last time you had sex, how old would that child be right now
52: Has anyone ever posted nude pictures of you online?
53: What is one thing that NEVER makes you horny?
54: Do you have stretch marks?
55: How do you feel about your stretch marks?
56: Has anyone ever had a problem with your stretch marks?
57: Do you like giving head? (why/why not)
58: How do you feel about tattoos on someone you are interested in?
59: How would you feel about taking someones virginity?
60: Is there any food you would NOT recommend using during a sexual encounter?
61: Is there anything you do on tumblr that you would not like your significant other to see?
62: Do you own any sex toys? (what is it? (how long have you had it?)
63: Would you give your significant other unrestricted access to your Tumblr for a day?
64: Would you be offended if your significant other suggested you get plastic surgery?
65: Would you rather be a pornstar or a prostitute?
66: Do you watch porn?
67: How small is too small?
68: Have you ever been called a freak? Why?
69: Who gave you your last kiss? Did it mean anything?
70: Would you switch phones with your significant other for a day?
71: Do you feel comfortable going “commando”?
72: Would you have a problem with going down on someone if they hadn’t shaved their pubic hair?
73: If you could give yourself head, would you?
74: Booty or Boobs?
75: If you had a penis, what would you name it?
76: Have you ever been on an official date?
77: Have you ever cheated on someone? (Why?)
78: If you were a stripper, what would your name be?
79: Have you ever had sex in your parents bed? (Would you?)
80: How would you react if you found out your parents had sex in your bed?
81: What was your reaction the first time you saw a penis/vagina
Puerto Rock Princess…
See more of her at magalomania.tumblr.com … but be gentlemen fellas, cause she’s taken
Game 3: Oklahoma City at Dallas
No NBA team has ever come back after getting down 3-0. Ever. It’s like the 16 seed beating the 1 seed in the first round of the NCAA tournament. It’s never, ever happened, and because of that, it might not ever happen. How do we know? There’s something about being down 3-0 that pyschologically destroys a team. It’s a tall order in the first place, but add history to the equation and it’s almost inconveivable that it will happen in my lifetime.
Almost.
I write this recap with a full understanding that I’m basically putting all my chips on black 8 at the roulette table, but I think this Dallas team might be able to come back. Before I get into why, lets go over game 3’s disappointment at home for the defending champs.
The Thunder were like a pulsating globe of energy and anticipation before the game started. Oklahoma’s perimeter big three of Durant, Westbrook and Harden were ready. That much was sure just by watching them gently rock during the national anthem; their bodies were like contained energy waiting to get out.
Unfortunately for Dallas, Kevin Durant is too talented to shoot poorly in 3-straight games. After he shot a combined 15 for 44 in the first two games in Oklahoma City (and it’s important to note the Thunder are so good, they won both of those games against the defending champs), Durant rebounded last night to shoot a Dirkian 11 for 15 from the field (4/6 from 3) on his way to 31 points in 40 minutes. He also had 6 assists, 3 rebounds, 2 steals and a block. It was his, we’re not losing this fuckin’ game, game. I loved it.
Rick Carlisle’s exasperated shrug away from an assistant after a bad call in the first quarter, symbolized the growing frustration of the defending champs in this opening round series.
The Thunder took a 9-point lead into half. Then they came out in the 3rd quarter and stepped on the Mavericks’ necks in the 3rd, doubling their 9-point lead and out-scoring them 25-16. Dallas played better in the 4th, but it was over.
All Mark Cuban could do was stoically look on, barely blinking, wondering what had happened in a year’s time since they first achieved the glory of the Larry O’Brien trophy.
Back to my original point at the onset of this recap. The Dallas Mavericks are in a 3-0 hole heading into game 4 in Dallas on Saturday night. But, unlike most NBA teams, this Dallas squad is a former NBA champion. They’re just one year removed from reaching the top of the mountain. If there’s any pride or fight in this year’s group, they still have a chance. It’s never been done before in NBA history, but that doesn’t mean it’s impossible.
The 2007 Miami Heat that beat Dallas for the 2006 title, were in a similar predicament against a Chicago team up on them 3-0. They lost their 4th game in Chicago and got swept out of the playoffs in the first round.
I think Dallas has more fight than that lethargic Heat team with a beat-up Wade and an old and unmotivated Shaq. I think Dallas can steal game 4 in Dallas on Saturday with their back’s against the wall, game 5 in Oklahoma City on Monday, and all-of-a-sudden they’re only 2 games away from the most improbable comeback in NBA history. The pressure would be huge on Oklahoma City; at that point, and it’s anybody’s series. I think it can happen, moreso than I’ve ever thought a team could come back from 3 down (the Knicks certainly can’t). But, and it’s a huge BUT, the Mavericks probably won’t. It’s Oklahoma City’s year, and I doubt Durant, Westbrook and Harden will allow my fictional future to come true.
If they do come back and shock everyone, you read it here first ;)
Final: Oklahoma City Thunder 95 - DALLAS MAVERICKS 79
The Thunder lead the series 3-0
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